Made for the mayhem
Use it during a contact nap, in a late-night handover, or whenever the day gives you a spare minute.
Beautiful Mayhem presents
The Real First Year Parent Bundle.
Track it. Celebrate it. Laugh through it. A warm, practical set of pages for AU/NZ parents living the gloriously unfiltered first year.
Launching soon · Digital download · No recurring fees
Coming soon
Real days.
Real parents.
All of it.
The Real First Year Parent Bundle
For the beautifully exhausted.
For real life
The promise
Helpful, honest, never picture-perfect.
Practical with personality
Useful tracking and memory keeping, without making parenthood feel like another performance review.
Keep it your way
One bundle, plenty of flexibility. Print it, keep it handy on your phone, or edit it to fit your family.
Inside the bundle
The practical stuff. The keep-forever stuff.
A little bit of calm for the everyday, and plenty of space for the bits you will want to remember later.
The everyday anchor
Feeding and sleep, without the clinical feel.
Flexible pages for feeds, naps, wake windows, notes and patterns—enough structure to feel useful, never another standard to meet.
Ready for the days that do not go to plan
Milestone cards
Celebrate the firsts—big, tiny and wonderfully weird.
For the big firsts, the tiny triumphs, and the moments that deserve a photo even when nobody is brushed.
The chaos journal
Funny, tender prompts for the story between milestones.
Prompted pages for the funny, tender, snack-fuelled bits that tend to disappear in the blur.
Use it your way
Little pages. Lots of ways to keep up.
Print it
For the fridge, the pram bag, the bedside table and the hard-copy people.
Use your phone
Keep the pages close when you are doing life one-handed.
Make it yours
Editable files give your family a little room to do things your way.
A very good gift
For the parent who has enough tiny socks.
A thoughtful, useful little companion for baby showers, new-baby visits, grandparents and the friend who wants to say “I see you” without bringing another teddy.
Gift-ready when it launches.
- No guessing sizes or nursery colours.
- A digital keepsake they can use straight away.
- Made for the real days, not just the highlight reel.
The shop
Worth the wait.
The bundle will appear here with its full details and a working checkout when it is ready. Until then, no false starts.
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